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The Diary of a Killer Cat

Here are some of our diary entries by ‘Tuffy’ the killer cat (written by 1D).

 

Dear diary,

Today I wiggled and squiggled some precious flowers because I’m a cat. It’s practically my job to go squishing some precious flowers! They weren’t even pretty anyway. So I just squished on the flowers. In a dash, from when dad planted the flowers I squished on them. So when dad came back he saw me on the flowers, then I ran away. Ellie cried on me. Boo hoo.

Love from Tuffy (By Aimee)

 

Dear diary,

I am Tuffy. I was pushing the flowers because I was so so naughty and I was not allowed to push the flowers.

By Tuffy (and Hareem)

 

Dear diary,

Today I killed a bird. I didn’t do nothing. I fell onto the bird!

Love from Tuffy (by Vinnie)

 

Dear diary,

Today I killed a bird. I didn’t like the funeral, it was so uncomfortable that Ellie had to cry until I drowned. But I’M A CAT!!! Mwah ha ha!

Love from Tuffy (and Faith)